99 reasons why:

#92: because my birthday is on the horizon

i honestly don't care all that much, but am about to be 30, yes sir, thirty. i don't really know how do people hold themselves and just go-on living, i'm good dying next November, it's cold anyway. memories just makes us heavier. maybe i shoulda married Salem, learned how to cook, gotten fat and had a couple of kids,
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maybe not.
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this is my last 20 something year, so cheers to that.